Tote Bag — "More Trees, with Less ***holes Please" Funny Eco-Friendly Tote, natural

This sturdy cotton canvas tote carries a wry, eco-minded message with low-key humor. The natural canvas and bold printed text read like a conversation starter — gentle, sarcastic, and sincere all at once. It feels substantial in hand: thick fabric, reinforced handles, and flat corners give it the structure to hold groceries, books, or a weekend market haul without sagging. The design fits people who care about trees and practical solutions — urban gardeners, climate-conscious shoppers, and weekend activists — and blends into everyday routines from farmers’ markets to community events. The neutral natural or black color keeps the focus on the message, while the heavyweight canvas and sewn-in label promise longevity. This tote ages into a trusted companion that keeps your items secure and your stance visible.

Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durable, long-lasting use
- Flat-corner construction provides a structured carry with no extra interior slack
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for dependable load-bearing
- Available in natural and black colorways with a sewn-in label
- Sourced blank from India; intended for adult use

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry